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There's One I In Microsoft Teams

from There's One I In Microsoft Teams by Trusty Bench Boys

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There's one I in Microsoft Teams
And it's always watching you

It stores your Azure Active Directory data in America
Where the GDPR and your individual rights do not apply
And all American law enforcement agencies
Can demand it under Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act

There's one I in Microsoft Teams
And it's always watching you

And if you're not constantly engaged with it
Your status will change from Available to Idle
And your boss will notice and bring it up at your appraisal
Even though you spent the whole time doing actual fucking work

There's one I in Microsoft Teams
And it's always watching you

You finish your first meeting at 09:59
And your colleagues have already joined the 10 o'clock
And now you've either got to apologise in the chat for running late
Or shit yourself at your desk

There's one I in Microsoft Teams
And it's always watching you

You end up spending your whole day staring
At the decaying faces of your middle aged colleagues
You're so hypnotised you don't recognise your own voice shouting
YOU'RE ON FUCKING MUTE ANNABELLE

There's one I in Microsoft Teams
And it's always watching you

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from There's One I In Microsoft Teams, released July 25, 2021

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