Two Devices Connected

by Trusty Bench Boys

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I connect, you connect We're both waiting for what's next Pregnant silences You crush candy, I scroll doom Two worlds within one room Separate sciences We can't speak at the same time We can't both be out of line Evenings dissipate Either one of us or none Bite the bullet, jump the gun Shot down anyway Do you want to pair with me? I'm turned on, full battery Male to female, let us dock Until our connection drops Every night, in my dreams You're touching my USB-C Let's do the unexpected Two devices connected To connect Go to the Bluetooth menu On your mobile device And select my product from the list
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My Big Event 04:00
I’d like to invite you to my big event Please see the link below Covid’s meant it’s held online But we hope you choose to show It’s held on Teams as the company Hasn’t bought a Zoom account Any queries, direct them to me Please just give me a shout Expected start is half past nine We’ll try and keep it tight Check software ahead of time And you should be alright But you haven’t saved your password and your microphone is on and your laptop needs an update and your neighbour plays the drums Good morning everyone, thanks for joining the call If you could all turn your microphones off, we should be ready to start shortly. Thanks for all joining the call Direct questions to the chat We spoke before, you may recall At the last event we were at I’m here to give an update I’m here to speak to you I’m here in isolation If you will allow me, then I will outline The purpose of the call I won’t just read right off the screen But be sure to process it all If you’re not prepared, then slides will be shared But take notes for your reference For those of you Familiar to Teams and for veterans But my microphone is basic And my banter’s cold and forced My filter is a cat and You’ve signed up for the wrong call
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Taking time to tell laments And all I want is compliments Seeking shelter from a storm Somewhere light that's safe and warm Barely breathing, bruised and beat Shadows my only retreat Making meals of whines and moans All that I have ever shown And I'm trying to keep it cool And the ground under my feet I'm trapped inside an egg So I must admit defeat (trapped in an egg!) Quicken quicksand cover me What I am and what I'll be Or else treat me like a king Tell me I don't have to sing Give me throne and give me crown Or just leave me here to drown Let me drown or let me shine Come on in the water's fine And I'm trying to keep it cool And the ground under my feet I'm trapped inside an egg So I must admit defeat (trapped in an egg!)
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Slap, squish, squelch, smack Glug, glug, glug, glug Boy! What a wet pastry! Slopping out of the oven Drink it down With custard Soggy bottom Soggy top as well Paul and Prue Take one look at it Disappointment That's raw! Very wet Strudel Underbaked dessert Needed at least Ten more minutes

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released January 9, 2022

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